I'm based in Fort Worth, Texas, and I write on Twitter/X and LinkedIn.

I also write a weekly newsletter.

Quick Facts about Me

• I'm a proud Texan — born and raised.
• I (almost) have a Master of Professional Accountancy.
• I walked away from a full-ride scholarship to my Dream university to pursue solopreneurship.
• I’ve written copy for global, multi-billion-dollar skincare brands (like Cetaphil and Differin), driving millions in revenue and exceeding lofty sales goals.
• I'm now building a one-person business that's focused on helping people XYZ.
• My mom and I share the same birthday. (Weird, I know!)

My Story

As an American, Mexican, and Iraqi entrepreneur, accountant, and copywriter, my journey began in elementary school selling candy. Inspired by my dad’s entrepreneurial spirit and my mom’s work ethic, I founded the nonprofit Charitable Crusaders at eleven, providing meals and disaster relief across Texas.

Our work earned national recognition, including the Prudential Spirit of Community Award, the President's Volunteer Service Award from Presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump, and honors from Olympic-medalist Michael Phelps.

Later, my work with major skincare brands like Cetaphil and Differin sparked my passion for copywriting and accounting. Today, I share everything I know online and help creators, entrepreneurs, and small businesses learn accounting and copywriting.

Yes

• Gravy
• Anything spicy
• Saviano's Italian Kitchen
• Alessia Cara
• Gyros
• Anything Christmas-related
• Road trips
• Workaholism
• Nature/hiking/anything outdoors
• Spontaneous adventuring

No

• Pickles
• Mustard, Ketchup, Mayonnaise (pretty much any condiment)
• Pineapple on pizza
• Food-dyes, sugar substitutes, added sugar — Big Food
• Non-committal — you're either in OR out
• Giving to receive
• Being contrarian, just to be contrarian
• Poverty porn
• Rudeness
• Speed limits

How I can help you

• Free Newsletter: Subscribe to my free newsletter for actionable tips on accounting and copywriting. I nerd out on these topics and keep it simple and easy to understand!
• Accounting Services: Need bookkeeping or tax prep? I’ve got you covered. I can’t make taxes fun, but I can make them less painful through my firm, Clarion Tax & Accounting.
• Copywriting Expertise: Let’s turn your brand’s story from ‘meh’ to ‘wow.’ My copywriting studio helps individuals and brands tell tales that people actually want to read.
• Consulting Services: Whether it’s untangling your accounting woes or crafting killer content, my consulting services deliver practical advice with a side of humor.

How I can't help you

• Fashion Advice: If you need fashion advice, you're better off consulting a mannequin. Despite having a closet full of clothes, I’m perpetually rotating between the same 4-6 tees.
• Cooking the Books: While I can whip up a mean spreadsheet, my culinary skills are best left out of the kitchen. Let’s keep it ethical and above board!
• Finding Your Lost Socks: I’m great at tracking expenses, but missing socks are beyond my investigative abilities. (Maybe check behind the dryer?)
• Deciphering Alien Languages: If E.T. phones home, I’m afraid I can’t help translate. My intergalactic linguistics skills are a bit rusty.

Can you help me?

My charity, dream: success, is working to bring education to every child on the planet — and we need your help.